What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.
Was the entire Roosevelt family bad ass bosses?
"Emily Spinach" laughing forever I love it
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If Tom Hiddleston ever wins an Oscar, his acceptance speech will be limited to 45 seconds. He can’t even answer a yes/no question in 45 seconds. How is he supposed to thank the whole human race and apologize to everybody in the film industry in 45 seconds?!!!