Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
Welp. Never gonna unsee this.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?
THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.
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Before the serum, Steve had really bad hayfever. Now, though technically cured, he still has a tendency to sneeze a lot around certain things. Tony and Clint made a game of it, and pretty much everyone else has joined in: every time Steve sneezes, the first person to shout “GOD BLESS AMERICA!” gets a point. (Phil is currently in the lead.)
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
Reddit user baddaboombaddabing, Robert Downey Jr. sings with Sting and absolutely kills it, which is inexplicably the top Reddit post in their music subforum right now even though the video is over two years old.
(Everyone’s gay for RDJ.)
I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained
"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."
Awww, how cute
I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…
*tumblr collectively laughs*
They are weak, natural selection is coming for them
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
This will blow your mind